My Favourite Funny Money Quotes

Funny money quotes that also carry serious lessons.

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Hey, here’s some humorous money quotes to brighten your Friday. But note these were carefully chosen to make you think — there’s some wisdom behind the chuckles here. 1) “The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream.” Bill Murray. 2) “I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need.

If I die by four o’clock.” Henny Youngman. 3) “Money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you had enough money, you could have the key made.” Joan Rivers. 4) “All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.” Spike Milligan. 5) “Money is the best deodorant.”

Elizabeth Taylor. 6) “Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.” Amen. Will Rogers. 7) “Money can’t buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.” Love that one. Christopher Marlowe. 8) “If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple car payments.”

Earl Wilson. 9) “Money can’t buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while being miserable.” Claire Booth Luce. 10) “I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.” Famous quote. I always laugh at that one. George Best. And 11) “I can resist anything except temptation.”

Classic Oscar Wilde. Enjoy your weekend. Help a stranger.